1. Offer your friend some really thirst provoking cookies. Then when they're really thirsty, hand them a glass of milk with a few of those mini-marshmallows in them. Whole milk works best. They'll have slugged back half of it by the time the marshmallows hit their lips. Watch the reaction of someone who thinks he just took a huge slug of curdled milk.
2. If your in the room when someone cuts their finger, tell them that lime juice is the best thing to stop the bleeding.
3. Fill a very large glass full of water, tell a friend to place their hands on a table (plams down), put the glass on top of one hand and ask if it hurts, when they say "no" tell them to put one hand on top of the other, place the glass on top of both hands and walk off.
4. Put a bit of baby oil into somones bottle of shampoo. Why is my hair always oily?
5. Smear Icy-Hot all over the toilet seat. When someone sits down they'll feel the cream working.
6. Put a life-like real sized cardboard figure of a person in the bed under the covers next to the victim. Imagine the shock when they wake up!
7. Put crazy glue in someone's shoes so when they try to take them off, it gets stuck to their socks; or better yet, their feet.
8. Get a camera with a flash and a cap gun. Early in the morning, like around 2 o'clock, knock on peoples' doors. When they answer the door, take their picture and then shoot the cap gun. The flash stuns them and they think they've been shot.
9. The last person to wake up in the morning gets it. Get a game going; each awake person takes a turn decorating the sleeper, using their imagination (spitwads, beer cans, paint, figurines of Elwood Blues tucked under the elbow.)The first person to wake the sleeper up loses while everyone laughs at the victims reation.
10. Send in the victim's name as being interested in joining the navy, air force, marines, coast guard, etc
11. Get a Universal Remote and go to the window of someone watching TV and change channels.
12. Take a really large pair of underwear old lady or man style and write a victim's name in them and leave them in the bathroom floor for every one to find.
13. Put a vacuum cleaner with the switch in the 'on' position in someone's room in the middle of the night and plug it in out in the hall.
14. Get a pair of old boots, put them on the floor in the toilet to make it look like someone is sitting on the toilet. Then lock the toilet door. Works best if there is only one toilet. Watch people repeatedly walk in and them come straight out again. Particularly works well after lunch or morning tea.
15. Tell someone that you will give them $100 if you can crack 3 eggs over their head. After getting them to agree, crack 2 over their head. make sure to rub in all of the yolk. Then tell them you don't feel like cracking the third egg. Now you don't owe them $100.
16. Chilli sauce on the rim of a coffee mug. Imagine how hard it would be to have a mouthfull of hot coffee and have burning lips too!
17. Whenever there are grapes in the fridge, be sure to put one on top of every bottle, tupperware container, dish, can, etc. EVERYthing must have a grape on top of it. After the second round of "grapes on bottles" the victim's failure to see the humor will manifest.
18. Put Ambesol (toothache reliever) on the victim's retainer when they aren't wearing it. Their mouth will go numb.
19. Straighten out a small staple and tap it all the way down into your roomates deodorant. After several days, they'll start to feel a small scratch followed by an intense burning sensation (as the deodorant gets into the scratch) From that point on it's fun to listen in every morning until they realize why it's so painful.
20. Get a long piece of chemistry tubing. Tie one end with a knot and fill it with water. Get a couple of guys to carry it to someone's room and stick the open end under the door. Instant flood!
21. Do you know a deep sleeper? Gather a few friends and pick up the deep sleeper's bed and carry it into the quad in the middle of campus. Hopefully, he won't awake until there are people all around him. Extra laughs come when he sleeps, well, pajamaless.
22. First, you need to find a cow. Transport the mellow beast to the multistory-dorm of your choice. Lead the cow right on upstairs to the top floor. Give the cow some hay or grain (also useful to lead the cow...) and water. Wait for the fun to begin. When officialdom appears and starts to "take charge" of the situation, they will find that while a cow will readily go *up* the stairs, no power on earth will induce a cow to go *down* the stairs.
23. When staying at a hotel, tell the front desk clerk you need a 4:00am wake up call. Tell him/her to let the phone ring repeatedly as you are a very heavy sleeper. Then give the clerk the room number for your friends across the hall.
24. If you have co-ed bathrooms that have free comdoms and lubricant packets (water based), smear the stuff all over a wall in the hall. It's not shiny at all, so it's really hard to see. Expect people to bump against it and get "jizzed."
25. Put icy hot in your neighbor's shampoo bottle...Why is my head burning??
26. Set off a fire drill in the middle of the night by putting a cigarette close to a smoke alarm. The real fun in this is that you get to see who's sleeping with whom.
27. Tell everyone in the dorm that you've gotten a care package from home, and you want to share. Offer them Ex-lax brownies.
28. Use this if you know the people inside a room or dorm room has no other way out. You take about two rolls of duct tape and make a duct tape wall so that the entire door frame plus about another foot of area outside the door frame will be covered with duct tape. To make the wall you must inter lace the duct tape to make it stronger. Needless to say, the victim will have difficulties getting out.
29. The next time you have a party be sure to stock up on super glue. When the victim falls asleep put the super glue on their zipper of their pants.
30. The Bathroom Bomb: The trick is to happen upon some poor shmuck in a stall when you go into the little cowboy's room. Don't say anything or make any tell-tale noises that might give your identity away. Get about a yard of paper towel from the dispenser, crumple it up, and get it really wet. Make sure it is really dripping. Now, you can either lob it grenade-style over the door and onto his lap/head/whatever, or, with practice (tough angle) you can stick it to the ceiling above your targets head. It will drip down on him and eventually peel off and land on his head. He will be helpless to move out of the way, considering what he is doing.
31. During the week or so that the biology students are mutating fruit flies, spread the rumor that water works just good as oil in killing off your fruit flies. In reality they just escape from the water and swarm everywhere. Someone is bound to believe you and try to save money by drowning them in thier dorm sink. 32. Take a dorm door off it's hinges and put police tape on the hole where it used to be.
33. Put a sign that says "Janitor's closet" over someone's dorm. Then dress up like a janitor and knock constantly asking for trashbags or disinfectant.
34. Take all of those little dots out of the hole punch machine. Get the keys to your victims car. Pour the dots down into the front window defroster, make sure none are visible. Last, turn the fan on high and the selector on defrost. When the victim starts the car they will recieve a shower of dots. Side effect: For the next few months, every week or so, a stray dot will come flying out.
35. Get about 3 packs of jello, the clear generic version. While they are gone all day, empty them into the toilet of the person you are after. In about 3 hours it become a solid. It's even better if they take a dump before they notice! No permanent damage, but they have to scoop it out!
