The guy from Louisiana says, I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands.
The guy from Arkansas couldn't stand to be bested. Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot-long rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And Im still here today!
The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.