A lady was vacuuming the bedroom when she hit something under the bed. When she puled the object out, she discovered it was a shiny silver box containing nine golf balls and $25,000 in cash. When her husband came home she asked, Honey, whats with the box? There are nine golf balls and $25,000 in here. Well, said her husband, every time we?ve had bad sex, I put a golf ball in there.
That?s not bad, his wife replied, We?ve been married for 25 years and there are only nine balls, but whats with the money?
Well, every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them.
