Statusuri Yahoo Messenger - Negativiste - Yo Mamma

• Yo mamma's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
• Yo mamma's so stupid she studied for a drug test
• Yo mamma's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
• Yo mamma's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
• Yo mamma's so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, your mom ran outside wit a bowl and a spoon and asked where
• Yo mamma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car
• Yo mamma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money
• Yo mamma's so stupid, when she was drivin' to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. So she turned around and went home
• Yo mamma's so stupid that when I said "Christmas is just around the corner" she went looking for it
• Yo mamma's so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail
• Yo mamma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
• Yo mamma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
• Yo mamma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD played skip at the radio station
• Yo mamma's so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves
• Yo mamma's so fat when she ordered a water bed they laid a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
• Yo mamma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
• Yo mamma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas
• Yo mamma's so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," He told her to move her fat ass over
• Yo mamma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
• Yo mamma's so fat her belly button's got an echo
• Yo mamma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her
• Yo mamma's so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face
• Yo mamma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
• Yo mamma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out
• Yo mamma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
• Yo mamma's so ugly that on Halloween, people go as her
• Yo mamma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
• Yo mamma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
• Yo mamma's so ugly she made an onion cry
• Yo mamma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
• Yo mamma's so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"
• Yo mamma's so poor I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."
• Yo mamma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
• Yo mamma's so poor the mat on her front porch says "Wel"
• Yo mamma's so poor after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn
• Yo mamma's so poor when I sat on the couch a roach said "Get the hell off! I pay rent."
• Yo mamma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
• Yo mamma's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
• Yo mamma's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers
• Yo mamma's so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
• Yo mamma's like a refrigerator... everyone puts their meat in her
• Yo mamma's like a telephone... even a 3 year old can pick her up
• Yo mamma's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet
• Yo mamma's like a library... open to the public
• Yo mamma's like a hardware store... 25 cents a screw
• Yo mamma's like a squirrel... she's always got some nuts in her mouth
• Yo mamma's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead
• Yo mamma's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump
• Yo mamma's like a railroad track... she gets laid all over the country
• Yo mamma's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers