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| You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. |
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| If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China. |
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| You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. |
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| If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair. |
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| You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. |
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| You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face will do just fine. |
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| You're so ugly, you could model for death threats. |
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| You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. |
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| You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. |
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| You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone. |
