The 8 Types Of Men

 1. The Jerk- "Shut up and fix me my dinner, woman."
      Also Known As: Creep, Loser, WhiteTrash
      Advantages: None
      Disadvantages: You're his new maid.

 2. Nerd Boy- "With just this protractor and slide rule I can calculate the exact moment in time when you flee from me in disgust."
      Also Known As: Doofus, Big Dork, Bill Gates

      Advantages: Good earning potential, Never have to worry

      where he is at night

      Disadvantages: Has a face only a mother could love

 3. The Cheapskate- "Let's go dutch treat at McDonalds."
      Also Known As: Penny Pincher, Tightwad, Engineer
      Advantages: Always has a lot of money
      Disadvantages: Will never spend it on you.

 4. The Couch Potato-"That's 350 lbs of pure muscle."
       Also Known As: Doughboy, Lazy, Fatass
       Advantages: Plenty of man to love
       Disadvantages: May roll over on you in bed and crush you like a grape

 5. The Player-"We're just friends baby. You know I love you."

      Also Known As: Male Slut, Smooth Operator, Dog

      Advantages: Good in bed

      Disadvantages: Has more STDs than you could name

6. Pretty Boy-"Should I go with mousse or gel in my hair today?"

     Also Known As: Hottie, Good-Lookin, Babe

     Advantages: Will make all your friends jealous

     Disadvantages: Kiss your mirror-time goodbye

7. Mr. Can't Commit- "I just don't think 12 years is a long enough engagement honey."

 Also Known As: Wishy-washy, Chicken, Confirmed Bachelor
 Advantages: Leaves you free to date other guys
 Disadvantages: You will die of old age before he admits you are his girlfriend.

8. The Sports Fanatic-"I thought instead of the usual dinner and movie you might enjoy a rousing game of mud tackle football."
 Also Known As: One of the Guys, A Man's Man
 Advantages: Muscular, Has lots of endurance
 Disadvantages: Pats other guys on the butt, life revolves around Sports Center.