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| Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. |
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| Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. |
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| The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. |
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| You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. |
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| You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. |
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| Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. |
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| You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. |
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| You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year. |
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| You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" |
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| You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. |
